i am weakkkk

so let me tell u a storyyyyyy ::: once upon a time i wuaz playin softball out side so my neighbor cums up ta me & sayz  u want to practice hittin a softballl i  said yes then he shows me how to hit & hee hits a wiffile ball and it WACKKED me on mua arm and then i got a BIG BRUZE ON MUA HAND I MEAN SERIOUSLY WHO GETS HIT WITH A WIFFLE BALLL AND GETS A BRUCE  WAIT LET ME ANSWER THAT : MEEEEEEEE: SO U GET THE POINT IMA WEAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK :} C YA LATERRRRRR WAIT AND I DID NOT CRY LOL